reblog if this cat is prettier than you
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”
excuse you hes already a prince
excuse you he was a lord in the princess diaries 2
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING
Characterization done right.
Steve Rogers in a single gif.
We joke about Steve’s patriotism as his strong suit, but his actual strength was his sense of moral right. His whole philosophy is summed up in the line “I don’t like bullies” in the first movie. Steve loves his country. He loves it enough to be at the front of the line trying to fix what he sees as moral wrong in it.
Jensen Ackles: a summary in text posts (insp)
That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense
Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.