Princess of Cake

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

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ionlylovebooks:

out of all the food that you can cook, why did cookies, which u bake, get the name cookie…who made that decision

Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

(x)

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jalex-pierced-veil:

huffingtonpost:

'First Gay Hug (A Homophobic Experiment)' parodies ‘First Kiss’ viral video.

The last two guys kill me

And he’s right, isn’t he? Right to think that you are a coward?

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green-satan:

lokiiinthetardis:

sansasturk:

imagine if you were born with the knowledge of your soulmate’s name but it was a really common name like chris

time to date every chris in the universe

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smoothierox:

apocalypse-aradia:

lovelunalovegood:

this movie is the scariest shit

the scariest part is that this is exactly how most parents are

have you seen this movie i can assure you this is definitely not the scariest part

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

stormraven24:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

FUCKING HELL

stormraven24:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

FUCKING HELL

tawmmm:

tawmmm:

The Avengers » a brief summary

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet